I train neural networks to imitate real-life human things, from fortune cookies [http://lewisandquark.tumblr.com/post/159914835627/fortune-cookies-written-by-neural-network] to to Harry Potter fan fiction [http://lewisandquark.tumblr.com/post/164291045392/harry-potter-and-the-word-level-recurrent-neural] to guinea pig names [http: